This song hits harder than your ex’s voicemail after whiskey and regrets.
Most riders screw this up. Here’s how not to be a danger in denim. 🛠️
I’ll show you how to wrench in comfort without goin’ broke.
So why the hell is your wall naked?
Spoiler: Flip-flops, no brakes, and one guy who thought it was a parade.
And no, it wasn’t more horsepower or YouTube tutorials, genius.
Think you're slick zipping through traffic? Better read this before you become a hood ornament.
The sweet spot ain’t where it’s safe. It’s where your engine screams back.
Don’t wait for your first highside to figure this out.
Ever been baptized by asphalt and wind? I have. Let’s talk.
If you ain't ready to own it, step away from the paint.
