🎧 One Song To Rule The Ride

🚦 That Time I Rode 300 Miles With One Damn Song On Repeat

Let me take you back to Arizona—dusty air, sun hangin’ low like a pissed-off outlaw, and my throttle hand twitchin’ like it owed me money. Somewhere outside Flagstaff, I hit a stretch of road that felt like God carved it with a switchblade and said, “Here… ride this, motherf***er.”

That’s when it happened.

“Fortunate Son” by Creedence Clearwater Revival came blasting through my helmet speakers, and suddenly I wasn’t a man—I was a damn legend tearing through time on a warhorse.

One song. 300 miles. Didn’t skip once.

🎸 Why Every Rider Needs A Signature Song

🎤 It’s Your War Cry, Not Your Spotify Algorithm

Every rider’s got that song. Not the cute crap your playlist auto-generates between gas stops. I’m talkin’ about the track that kicks your pulse into fifth gear and reminds you why you ride in the first place.

It’s the soundtrack to your escape. Your battle hymn. Your throttle anthem.

You don’t just hear it. You become it.

If you don’t have one? You’re not riding—you’re just commuting in leather.

⚡ Top Contenders For Road Gods Only

Let’s get real. Here are five songs that belong on every biker’s ride-or-die playlist:

1. “Fortunate Son” – Creedence Clearwater Revival 🦅
   Pure American rebellion. Makes you feel like flipping off the government while outrunning a chopper.

2. “Kickstart My Heart” – Mötley Crüe 💉⚡
   If this song doesn’t make you redline through a tunnel, you might be legally dead.

3. “Ace of Spades” – Motörhead ♠️
   Speed. Chaos. Lemmy. Enough said.

4. “Simple Man” – Lynyrd Skynyrd 🍂
   For those long solo stretches when you’re not running from something—you’re riding toward something deeper.

5. “Hellraiser” – Ozzy Osbourne 🔥😈
   When you need to turn the road into your personal exorcism.

🛑 Don’t Let Your Playlist Be Soft

Too many riders treat their music like background noise. You ain’t washing dishes—you’re navigating chaos at 70mph on two wheels and a death wish.

Your song should be LOUD. It should move your bones. It should make you twist that wrist a little harder and scream inside your helmet like a lunatic on parole.

🧠 Pro Tip From The Saddle

🎧 If your playlist doesn’t make you miss your exit or blow past a state line, start over.
Your ride deserves a soundtrack that slaps harder than your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving.

🔥 Let’s Hear It, Road Dogs

What’s your song?

Hit reply and drop the track that makes your throttle hand twitch. I might just feature the best submissions in next week’s edition—and roast the worst. Don’t disappoint me.

Throttle High, Music Louder,
Blake “Iron Sage” Rivers

P.S. If your playlist starts with “Imagine Dragons,” do me a favor: pull over, turn in your keys, and buy a Prius.