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Throttle Input 101: Smooth Is Fast 🧠💨

🛣️ That Time I Ate Sh*t In Front Of A Whole Damn Rally

Picture this: I’m tearing through the Ozarks, feeling like a hotshot, throttle wide open, ego bigger than my gas tank. I come into a corner too hot, panic-grab the brakes, dump too much throttle on the exit, and BOOM — rear tire says “nah,” and next thing you know, I’m sliding across the pavement like a drunk penguin on roller skates. Crowd of riders watching. My pride? DOA.
But you know what? That crash taught me one thing: Smooth is always faster than wild.

Let’s talk throttle finesse — because ripping it ain’t the flex you think it is.

🎯 Smooth Throttle = Road Domination

“Blake, how do I go faster?”
Wrong damn question. Ask, “How do I get smoother?”
Speed is a byproduct of control. Your throttle isn’t a switch — it’s a paintbrush. You’re not mashing buttons on a video game; you’re dancing with a machine that weighs 500+ pounds and wants to kill you if you get stupid.

Here’s how smooth throttle makes you deadly:

  • 🌀 Stability Through Corners – Rolling on the throttle evenly keeps the suspension balanced. Chop it mid-corner, and you’re inviting the Reaper.

  • 🪶 Traction Management – Jam that throttle, and your rear tire breaks loose. Feed it in like honey, and the tire sticks like it’s in love.

  • 🎯 Predictability = Confidence – The bike behaves better. You behave better. You stop reacting and start riding.

🛠️ 3 Savage Steps To Fix Your Twitchy Right Hand

🧊 1. Chill Your Grip, Psycho

If you’re strangling the throttle like it owes you money, you’ve already lost. Relax that death grip. Use your palms. Pretend your throttle hand’s holding a baby bird, not a grenade.

🐢 2. Roll On, Don’t Yank

You want your throttle to roll on like a sunrise, not explode like fireworks. No “blips” unless you’re downshifting. You’re not in MotoGP, champ — calm the hell down.

📏 3. Practice Throttle Drills

Find an empty lot or back road. Practice holding a steady speed at 10mph… then 20mph… then 30. If your hand's jerking like a caffeine junkie, fix it. It’s called throttle discipline. Master it, or get smoked.

🧠 Pro Tip 🛞

“If your rear tire talks back, it’s 'cause you ain’t whispering.”
Want to feel fast? Be invisible. Let your inputs vanish into the machine. If the bike jerks, bucks, or twitches — that’s on you, not the road.

🔥 Think You're Smooth? Prove It.

Next time you ride, challenge yourself: take a full twisty run using only subtle, smooth throttle roll-ons. No snatching. No herky-jerky bullshit.

Then tell me how it felt. Better yet, hit reply and tell me what corner almost bit you — and what you learned.

Ride Clean, Ride Sharp,
Blake “Iron Sage” Rivers

P.S. Think you're fast because you redline out of every stoplight? Nah, rookie. Fast ain’t about noise — it’s about flow. Learn it. Live it. Or keep eating dust.

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