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š» Saw a Ghost in My Side Mirror at 75mph
Spoiler ā it wasnāt my ex.
š» Saw a Ghost in My Side Mirror at 75mph
PLUS: Spoiler ā it wasnāt my ex.


You ever think, āNo oneās gonna f*ckinā believe thisā mid-ride?
Good. Youāre finally livinā right. š¤
š¦ Close Encounter with the WTF Dimension
You ever take a ride so twisted it felt like you accidentally rolled through a portal into another universe? Yeah, well I didāand Iām still not convinced I came back right.
Couple years back I was haulinā ass through Navajo country when my GPS decided to commit ritual suicide. I ended up on a road that looked like it hadnāt seen pavement since Reagan was president. Fog rolled in, temperature dropped 15°, and Iām suddenly riding next to a herd of wild mustangs that vanish as soon as I look twice.
No signs. No sound. Just that deep, gut-punch feeling that somethingās watching you. I hit the kill switch, lit a smoke, and thatās when I heard itāa goddamn whisper behind me.
Nobody there. Just me, a dying Marlboro, and the low hum of something I couldnāt see but sure as hell felt.
Next morning, I wake up 100 miles from where I thought I was. No gas stops. No turns. Just... there. Bikeās still warm. I donāt ask questions anymore.


š Why riders see weirder sh*t than anyone else
Letās get one thing straight ā if you havenāt questioned reality mid-ride, you aināt been far enough from cell service.
Riders like us? We don't just chase sunsets. We chase madness.
Open roads twist into open wormholes. Bikers are modern cowboys with fewer teeth and more tattoos, riding steel steeds into the unknown.
Youāre exposed to it all:
Methhead hitchhikers with pet raccoons.
Unmarked graves at rest stops.
Preachers offering exorcisms at truck stops.
One time a dude flashed me a gun and his junk ā in that order.
Thatās the biker lifestyle. You're either the storyteller or the punchline. Sometimes both.


š„ 5 signs you just crossed into the f*cked-up side of the ride
You passed the same dead possum three times. And each time, it's smiling wider.
You stopped for gas and got offered a chicken āin trade.ā
Your Bluetooth speaker played static and then your dead grandmaās voice.
A goat stared at you for five solid minutes like it knew something.
Your beer bottle at the campfire opened itself. And hissed.
Yeah. Youāre not crazy. Youāre just a biker. Same damn thing.

š ļø Pro Tip from a man who once fought a badger with a wrench š ļø
NEVER sleep near a cornfield. I donāt care how tired you are. I donāt care if the map says itās a campsite.
Cornfields are portals. Thatās all Iāll say. š¹š½

š§Ø Spill it, road warrior...
Whatās the weirdest, wildest, āaināt nobody gonna believe thisā story from your time in the saddle?
UFOs? Demonic deer? Sketchy backwoods strip clubs with one-legged dancers and no music?
I want it. Hit reply and unload. Extra points if your bike almost died and you almost sht yourself.*
Keep the shiny side up and the haunted hitchhikers off your pegs.
Ride Dirty, Ride Defiant,
Blake āIron Sageā Rivers
P.S. If your story includes ghosts, cryptids, or human meat jerky ā I will straight-up feature it in the next issue. Donāt hold back.
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