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Cheap as Hell. Cool as Chrome.💥
You don’t need deep pockets to ride loud and proud.
🛠️ Think You Need Big Bucks to Mod Your Ride? Think Again.
Let me set the scene: I was posted up at a desert truck stop last summer, sipping burnt coffee and watching a newbie on a bone-stock cruiser drool over some chromed-out beast in the lot. He looked over at me and said, “Man, I wish I could afford to make mine look like that.”
I just chuckled and told him:
“You don’t need a fat wallet to ride like a legend. You just need the right kind of stubborn.”
So here it is, brother (or sister)—my top under-$50 mods that deliver serious style, comfort, or attitude without sending your bank account into cardiac arrest.

💀 Mod #1: Bar-End Mirrors – $20–$35
Stock mirrors make your bike look like it’s trying to pick up satellite TV.
Swap ’em for bar-end mirrors, and boom—sleeker profile, better rear view, and a serious street-fighter vibe.
🔧 Pro tip: Go for aluminum over plastic. They take hits better and won’t vibrate like a cheap motel bed.

🔥 Mod #2: LED Turn Signals – $10–$40
Factory blinkers are duller than a DMV line.
Install LED signals and you’ll be flashing bright like a Vegas marquee.
They look slick, cost peanuts, and boost visibility at night—win-win-win.

🎯 Mod #3: Tank Pads or Knee Grips – $15–$30
Not just for sportbikes, folks.
A grippy tank pad or rubber knee grip helps control during lean-ins and protects your paint from belt buckles and zippers. Plus, it just looks tough.

🤘 Mod #4: Grips That Don’t Suck – $12–$40
Those stock rubber grips? Straight trash.
Upgrade to padded or gel grips, and your hands will thank you 200 miles into a ride.
🧤 I swapped mine for foam Pro Grips on my Shadow—$18 and they felt like clouds made of asphalt rebellion.

💨 Mod #5: Exhaust Tips or Slip-On Heat Shields – $30–$50
Can’t afford a full exhaust? No worries.
Slap on a custom tip or heat shield. It’ll dress up the pipe and give a subtle growl without needing a rejet or ECU tune.
🚫 Loud pipes might save lives... but busted wallets definitely don’t.

💡 Pro Tip from the Iron Sage
Paint it, pad it, or plate it.
When in doubt, a fresh coat of high-temp black on your pipes, or a stick-on metal plate to cover old scratches, can completely change the vibe of your ride—for less than a six-pack and some tacos.

🏁 Final Thought from Blake
Don’t let your wallet decide what kind of rider you are.
Creativity, grit, and a busted-up socket wrench can take you way farther than a brand-new Harley.
Ride smart, ride strong,
Blake "Iron Sage" Rivers
P.S. What’s your favorite dirt-cheap mod that actually made a difference? Now go drop it in the community and show it off with pride!
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