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šŸ”„ Camp Like a Legend or Sleep Like a Rookie

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šŸ•ļø Who’s got the best damn camp setup?

🚦That one night I almost spooned my saddlebag...

So there I was, middle of nowhere Utah, watching a thunderstorm roll in like it owed me money. Tent? Forgot the stakes. Sleeping pad? Popped like a party balloon an hour in. I ended up curled up beside my bike like it was a long-lost lover—back sore, pride shattered, and raccoons probably judging me from the trees.

Since then, I’ve become what you might call ā€œselectively obsessedā€ with camp setups. And now I wanna know: who out there’s got the Cadillac of moto-camps—and who’s still wrappin’ up in emergency blankets and praying to St. Ziplock? Let’s get into it.

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šŸ›ļø Creature comforts vs. crusty pride

Some riders haul gear that could outfit a small army. I’m talkin’ cot, pillow, camp stove, espresso kit, collapsible camp chair, hammock with bug net, solar lights… hell, a mini fridge if they could. Is it overkill? Maybe. But it beats waking up in a puddle with a spider laying claim to your nostril.

Then there’s the hardcores. Saddlebag samurais. ā€œAll I need is a tarp, a bungee cord, and a prayer.ā€ You admire their grit… right up until they start asking to borrow your Jetboil and a tent peg.

Balance is key. You want enough gear to stay sane, but not so much you’re packin’ for a family of five.

🧰 Blake’s non-negotiables (earned the hard way)

Here’s what I swear by after a decade of sleeping under stars, trucks, and one very confused horse shelter:

  • Good sleep pad. Not that $14 foam roll. I mean the real deal. Your back is not a 20-year-old anymore.

  • Weatherproof tent. Not ā€œkinda waterproof,ā€ not ā€œAmazon deal of the day.ā€ Get one that laughs at wind and mocks sideways rain.

  • Camp chair. You think you don’t need one. Then you squat on a rock for three hours and your knees start writing complaint letters.

  • Mini toolkit & duct tape. Always. Because the forest will test you.

  • Coffee rig. Don’t talk to me ā€˜til I’ve pressurized some jet fuel into a titanium mug. Priorities.

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šŸ› ļø The camp blunders we never forget

  • That guy in Colorado who used bungee cords to hold up his tarp, then watched it fly away like a goddamn parachute.

  • The woman in Idaho who forgot her tent poles and slept inside her helmet bag.

  • Me, in the early days, thinking wet socks would dry ā€œif I just slept on ā€˜em.ā€

Got your own horror story? I’ll trade you mine for yours.

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Pro Tip šŸ

Your camp gear should be like your wingman: reliable, compact, and not making you look like a fool when the heat’s on. Test your setup before you hit the road. Backyard trials beat breakdowns in bear country. 🐻

Let’s settle this like bikers (and roast a few setups šŸ”„)

Got the ultimate camp throne? A DIY tarp setup that’d make MacGyver proud? Or maybe a photo of that one night you woke up next to your exhaust pipe like it whispered sweet nothings?

Reply to this email with a pic or a horror story. I wanna see who’s livin’ like a road king and who’s one tent pole away from disaster.

If your setup’s worthy, I’ll feature it in the next newsletter—and maybe even toss some gear your way. Bragging rights guaranteed. Shame optional.

Camp smart, ride savage,
Blake ā€œIron Sageā€ Rivers

P.S. If your tent smells like regret and mildew, it's time for an upgrade. Don’t bring Walmart to a wilderness knife fight. šŸ•ļøšŸ§Ø

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